brazilbabe:

castheology:

is anyone else bi or is it just me and that guy from supernatural

i guess it’s just you

nighthaunting:

trupowieszcz:

sunderedstar:

trupowieszcz:

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it’s fun

these tags are so funny

#like a lizard you say

ramdaughter:

ramdaughter:

your bare minimum isn’t actually that bare or minimum. my dad once told me that there’s nothing in this world that’s easy and that’s true tbh. everything we do takes energy, time, and effort. even the little things. if you feel like you’re not doing enough please try to think about your circumstances and what’s currently available to you: chances are, there’s something that’s diverting or otherwise draining you. and to pull away from that and get something done regardless? well, i think that’s really admirable! please try to take pride in the things you do accomplish in a day, no matter how small or trifling you perceive them to be. you can’t be proud of your growth if you don’t notice where you already are!

no offense but this conversation was literally a major turning point in my life

r0zeclawz:

by the way ive unleashed the creatures upon you 🤣

hungwy:

One of the best stories humanity ever produced was a draft of a rewrite of the Epic of Gilgamesh written by a Ecuadorian poet in 1935. It was tossed into a fireplace by an angry boy and lost forever. Another of humanity’s best was told 65,000 years ago and was overheard by a small tribe of embarked Neanderthals boating down a river in what is now northern Georgia. A short woman at the bank scrubbed a wooden idol in the water and sang an ancient tale in an unknown language. These two are eclipsed by everything produced by two brothers at the coast of what is now Cameroom between 503 BC and 490 BC, which they shared with some family and friends, and were beloved by everyone except a sour uncle.

lifeinsillypictures:

fresh bread is honestly one of the biggest reason to be alive in this ugly world

roach-works:

sovietshopaholic:

onemillionwordsofcrap:

kelssiel:

tumblr users with the new blaze feature

This was already funny, but then catholicblr decided to use blaze to proselytize and now it’s hysterical

Counter Reformation Time

funnytwittertweets:

podencos:

podencos:

If westerners are looking to involve themselves in impactful politics then you could easily consider volunteering in your local communities, you know

Makes more sense for us to organize a community garden or making meals or helping children to read or providing toiletries to the people in our own backyards than pontificating online

lesbian-of-nine:

Taika Waititi is to lesbians what Ryan Reynolds is to straight men